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2426Y00F07futurax24Y00J1Y00C2NCompletely True
0825Y00F11microknight08Y00C1NFishboy/Panda
0819Y00F05prime08Y00J0N
0801NThe following information is completely true. I don't know whether or not you
0801Ncare but just out of interest does it shock you that there is a text file on
0811Y40C5Y45C1Nmy Dads PC's hard-disk which is called "XYZZY" and when opened contains the
0801Nfollowing and nothing else?:
0801N
3219Y00F05basic32Y00C5N*POOF*
0819Y00F05prime08Y00C1N
0801NNeither me nor my Dad know what it is doing there and we are scared to delete
0801Nit in case it has some twisted but important purpose, we can't think what
0811Y28C4Y31C1Nthough. Er... This issue of SAD is a bit crap but I had to realease it
0821Y23C6Y23S4Y54C1Y54S0Nbecause otherwise the "Something I would Like to Share" bit won't get out on
0801Ntime and you'll all miss the oppertunity to watch the greatest cartoon in the
0801Nknown universe (honest).
0801N
0806Y00C4NMy Mum bought a clockwork radio last week (yes, I know what your thinking but
0821Y03C1Y05C4Y18C1Y22C4Nit IS real and it DOES work). She sprained a muscle in her shoulder winding
0801Nit up the other day and now she's buying a mains adapter for it. Sort of
0801Ndefeats the point really!
0801N
0811Y07C5Y14C4NIn the Kleenex advert where the three women debate about why Kleenex family
0801Ntissues are thicker then they used to be and they all don't know why there is
0801Na subtle hidden meaning.
0801NThink... In an earlier advert in this series we see one of the women's
0801Nhusband going off in an aeroplane to work on an oil rig or something. Now
0806Y63C1Nmany people may not have seen this advert and upon seeing the "Why are they
0806Y08C4Nthicker?" advert may be tricked into beliving that this 'family' has three
0801Nmothers and no Dad... They may get it into their head that this advert
0801Npromotes disfuctional families in which the children grow up all bitter and
0801Ntwisted...
0801N(Not that a family with three lesbian mothers and no Dad is disfunctional in
0801Nany way of course, no, it would be a loving and happy family... er... shit...
0811Y41C1Y49C4NI'm going to get crucified by the local 'Right on' brigade for writing
0801Nthis...)
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